Dearest Fans of Mypheme,

Thank you for your years of support and shared laughter. We hate to say goodbye to you, but we've been invited to an extended, exotic safari that involves handsome natives, discount (but non-detectable) plastic surgery, occasional exercise and big, tall, frosty cocktails.


We're actually taking a break to pursue other ventures that might bring in some bank.

There is a small chance that someone out there in cyber-land will want to repurpose our content for a massive re-launch (so we can afford the f**king safari), and finally realize that we, older-but-not-dead-yet, gals are all that and then some.

Do stay in touch at

Much love and happiness to you all,

Susan & Robbie

Safari image by R∂lf Κλενγελ