Tox In A Box
What a concept. Since 1889, Frownies and Wrinkies have been “the secret
of many a smooth, tranquil brow and Hollywood beauty” or at least that’s
what they want you to think.
Someone threw these into my birthday gag gift and it brought back memories of my mother. She used to use Frownies religiously and I clearly remember her getting the adhesive stuck to her skin. She was like human flypaper and attracted every gnat for miles.
Wrinkies and Frownies work by training your muscles to relax and if you use them every night, they promise smoothing results in just two weeks.
In my circle, we call it gluing your face down.
Still, at $19.95 for all of those areas, it’s a steal!
Gretchen Shift
Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for important reasons like, she wants to keep her job. We are happy to report that as of this writing, her previous marriage plans are on indefinite hold--don't get us started but, she bought a new dog instead.
Comments
Mom March 2, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Let me tell you beautiful lady not to use any sticky stuff on your beautiful face. I have all the women in my swimming class on ” Youth Code” you can get it in the drug stores like CVS and it works. Trying to get my daughters try it.
J.R. March 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm
My mother used to use Frownies. Fond memories of her in foam rollers with those things stuck all over her face.
Debi March 3, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Mom, got youth code, neutrogena wrinkle serum and one other …………….So far the fade cream works the best . Now wonder if I can ‘fade’ a few pounds