Dr. Seuss Me

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Dr. Seuss Me

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

OMG, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad–can you tell?

My body’s drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last,

The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

Janet J.

Janet J.

A Mypheme fan who has earned her stripes. Mother of 5, grandmother to 7, former exercise instructor, world class baker, aerobic swimming affection-ado and at age 42, traveled cross country on the back of her then soon-to-be husband's motorcycle to attend her daughter's college graduation. Kick'in!

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  • Kathy June 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

    See, Dr. Seuss is for all ages. :)

  • sharon June 7, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Funny stuff for old farts.

  • Debi June 7, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Wonder if the Cat In the Hat now wears Poise pads *lol*

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