Deny! Deny! Deny!

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Deny! Deny! Deny!

The daily mail is picked up by any member of my household and carefully placed on the kitchen counter. If the letter or envelope belongs to you, you collect it and take it to your respective office or room where you answer an invitation or pay a bill depending on the circumstance.

The AARP letter was clearly marked with my name on it. The innocuous white form envelope, with black typed letters of the computer-generated kind that we all get inundated with, is giving me the stink eye. As I passed the spot where the daily mail piles up, the white envelope remained sitting alone while the Barneys catalog and the mortgage statement were eagerly bound for pleasure or payment.  Hmm. Is it a mistake?  Perhaps if I do not pick it up, it will be intended for someone else?

In all seriousness, what happens if I don’t open it? Is it wishful thinking believing that if I do not open the correspondence, it may mean that I have not reached the milestone age of the benefits of an AARP card?

I will leave it sitting for a few more days………I will go about my business of my daily routine and perhaps its TRUE owner will claim his or her property.

(Editors Note: Check out Jamie’s site JLROCKS. It’s bling of the highest order!)

Jamie Camche

Jamie Camche

Jamie Camche is a partner in JLROCKS, the fabulous, hipster jewelry salon with its roots in Connecticut. Aside from designing her own unique pieces of bling, Jamie is a mom, a wife, an avid cyclist and embracer of all things that tell it like it is!

Comments

  • Julie May 5, 2010 at 9:21 am

    I framed mine.

  • Debi May 5, 2010 at 10:00 am

    It’s like an honor .I have finally reached the over 50 club where discounts for S.C. rule ………Now I get special attention , never use the damn thing but carry it like a trophy *s*

  • Maureen May 5, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Discounts? Did someone say discounts?

  • shari May 5, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    If Jamie is what 50 looks like she should carry that card proudly…you (JL)rock jamie!!!!

  • Daphne May 6, 2010 at 1:52 am

    Seriously. That letter shows up THE DAY YOU TURN 50! Who needs the census bureau? AARP has the best handle on that shit!

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