Sex On The Moon

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On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark, “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American Space programs.

Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 195, in Tampa Bay Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 6 year old question about “Mr. Gorsky” to Armstrong. This time he finally responded because Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could now answer the question. Here is the answer to “Who was Mr. Gorsky?”

In 1938, when Armstrong was a kid in a small mid-western town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard by their bedroom window.

His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky,

“SEX! YOU WANT SEX! YOU’LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!”

It broke the place up and BTW, this is a true story…confirmed by Neil Armstrong’s family.

Janet J.

Janet J.

A Mypheme fan who has earned her stripes. Mother of 5, grandmother to 7, former exercise instructor, world class baker, aerobic swimming affection-ado and at age 42, traveled cross country on the back of her then soon-to-be husband's motorcycle to attend her daughter's college graduation. Kick'in!

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  • Susan

    Susan December 26, 2013 at 11:59 am

    Love this story!

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