Essays

Neighborhood Watch

Posted in Essays on May 22, 2013

Is it too much to ask to have normal people live next door?

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Pretty in Pasta

Posted in Essays on April 16, 2013

Last summer we finally took the kids to Italy.

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Crazy Stupid Middle Age

Posted in Essays on January 3, 2013

My movie theater confessional.

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The Road Taken

Posted in Essays on December 5, 2012

One minute you’re an anchorwoman in L.A. The next you’re unemployed.

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Bill Murray and the Nervous Breakdown

Posted in Essays on November 28, 2012

I fell apart in Bill Murray’s kitchen.

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They Were Just Not That Into Me

Posted in Essays on November 8, 2012

What’s what in the guy department.

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What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Posted in Essays on September 12, 2012

21 days, 6000 miles.

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Hair: The Non-Musical

Posted in Essays on June 1, 2012

When a wife and mother of two in the prime of her life makes the shocking discovery that she is descended from Methodist werewolves.

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Fifty Shades of Horny

Posted in Essays on April 13, 2012

I am so glad my very literary and very brilliant mother is not alive to witness this.

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Expectations

Posted in Essays on April 6, 2012

Just another bump in the road we call life.

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Have A Happy Period

Posted in Essays on April 5, 2012

Whatever you do in this world, make sure to ALWAYS tell it like it is.

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Sentimental Garbage

Posted in Essays on February 18, 2012

I have acquired some nice jewelry over the years.

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