Have a Mypheme-ism of your own?
Tree pollen high? (Achoo!) I almost sneezed off my earrings.
No lie… I see sparks come out of my crotch when I spin.
The hairy woman at TSA let me through with my fine point tweezers. Ahhh SISTERHOOD!
Yes, that was me that went down the stairs. I do all my own stunts.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I AM my mother after all!
My excuse for winter rear-end?…I accidentally sat on my Lip Plumper.
Funny thing is , remodeling the bathroom hubby forgot to tell me how close the elctricity was to the water . Now that would have been a shocking experience.
I meant to behave but there were too many other options.
Don’t yell at your kids. Lean in and whisper…it’s much scarier.
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way MOM TOLD YOU TO in the beginning.
Bullhorn favorites: GET OFF THE SCALE AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
Do noses grow or do faces shrink?
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